I cant tell if I’m having an allergic reaction or a panic attack. But I really have to figure it out because I have to go to the hospital for one and I have to get over myself for the other one. Shit.
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.
Heros Disney in real world
"I am the cleanest little piggy, yes I am."
when you have a sub and they try to teach the class